16- Dip yourself in a hot natural water spring at midnight.

15- When on a road trip, never leave...

15- When on a road trip, never leave your sealed bottles unattended at the back trunk of your car.

14- A movie starring a bunch of your favorite stars...

14- A movie starring a bunch of your favorite stars, isn't necessarily a good one.

Essential Proverbs.

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13- Slow down to let pedestrians pass.

12- Don't trust your central lock...

12- Don't trust your central lock. Double check on your car's doors.

11- If the president of France calls you up...

If the president of France calls you up and asks you to go hunting with him, hang up. No good-byes.

10- Give time and thought to your Halloween costume.

9- When at the table, leave your phone in your room.

8- Give time and attention to your morning coffee.

7- Don't sleep with your bra on.

Required Listening: "Under the Sea" from "The Little Mermaid OST"

"Darling trust me it's better.. down here where it's wetter."

6- Watch all Disney. Don't..

6- Watch all Disney. Don't google the hidden jokes, wait till you grow up.

5- Choose your battles.

Don't attempt killing an insect with a nuclear bomb.

4- Use your brains at work and...

4- Use your brains at work and your cleavage in bed. Don't mix.

Required Vocabulary.

It's "football" not "soccer".

3- Play Football.

Must Try: Strawberry with Cream.

2- Every now and then, ruin your diet.

1- Good-morning your mummy.

1001 Rules For My Unborn Son.

This blog follows the steps of this elite link.

I already wrote about it here, but apparently it inspired me way more than that.