9- When at the table, leave your phone in your room.

8- Give time and attention to your morning coffee.

7- Don't sleep with your bra on.

Required Listening: "Under the Sea" from "The Little Mermaid OST"

"Darling trust me it's better.. down here where it's wetter."

6- Watch all Disney. Don't..

6- Watch all Disney. Don't google the hidden jokes, wait till you grow up.

5- Choose your battles.

Don't attempt killing an insect with a nuclear bomb.

4- Use your brains at work and...

4- Use your brains at work and your cleavage in bed. Don't mix.

Required Vocabulary.

It's "football" not "soccer".

3- Play Football.

Must Try: Strawberry with Cream.

2- Every now and then, ruin your diet.

1- Good-morning your mummy.

1001 Rules For My Unborn Son.

This blog follows the steps of this elite link.

I already wrote about it here, but apparently it inspired me way more than that.